the frog queen...

i usually don't say much about whatever i post, but these particular peices have a story, which i will now relay to you at the best of my ability--ok, so, one day i started with this sketch of a rather large woman, and decided to make her into some sort of amphibian queen of sorts--i was feeling smug, and asked my wife what she thought--to my dismay, her response went something like this: "...eh...she needs bigger boobs, or something...i don't like it" well, i reacted as any right-minded husband would in my position--i took her response as a personal slieght against me, and set forth to create something that would evoke the proper emotional response i desired from my spouse--whereupon i came up with the other image in an attempt to wholy disgust and revolt my wife to the core--now, i know what you're asking yourself: "...do those little frog men have penises?" you bet they do--"is that frog man suckling at the breast of the frog queen?" indeed he is--".......is that....is that one guy down on her foot.....gratifying himself?" he sure is--so, needless to say, mission accomplished...my wife took one look at this, and immediately let out some unintelligeable gasp of disgust, and walked out of the room--i was quite pleased.