Thoughts on VH1's Top 100 One Hit Wonders of the '80's

1. Judah Mutton Chop Trucker Hat is the reason I don't watch 30 Rock and he was the worst thing about this latest pop culture show on VH1. I'm all for geeks getting work but that dude is just repulsive (said the fat doughy bastard).
2. If it wasn't for show like this then a legion of grade Z comedians and 'celebrities' would not get regular work.
3. Was there no one hit wonder of the 1980's that Frank Stallone didn't love?
4. Frank Stallone? Really?
5. The reason many of those songs became hits was because their videos were well done or eye catching and because they ran incessantly on MTV. Those days are gone now that MTV doesn't show videos anymore. Well except for a 35 minute block of new music on MTV Estonia that airs at 3 AM on alternate Tuesdays in months that have a 'Y' in them.
6. Lauren Weed, mmmmmmmmmmmm.
7. But Frank Stallone? Seriously? Was Michael Ian Black busy?
8. The lead singer of Flock of Seagulls is a pretty ungrateful bastard. Hey numbnuts, if it wasn't for you're one fucking hit no one would remember you.
9. The guy from Timbuk 3 did not age well at all.
10. The gal from Pretty Poison on the other hand has aged incredibly well. Hubba hubba.