Jesus Christ, is this even a thing?

Oregonians are apparently freaking out about a new law, passed at the beginning of January, that now allows people in rural regions to—wait for it!—pump their own gas. The horror!

Having driven quite often through New Jersey, which is mostly a full-service state, I know there are a few other states in which there's no self-service gas, but let's face facts: most of the country pumps its own gas, and it's not hard to do. Man up, already, Oregon!