Bank managers, online shopping and the power of the mind

I hate shopping with no money. Fact. But I do like playing fantasy-credit card. You know, we all do - that game where you load up the online basket, then click away from the site leaving all your 'purchases' behind you!!!
This formed the basis of my online shop - An Alexander Wang sunglass and a Johnathon Saunders dress - meaning I have imaginary maxed out my credit card. I can hear my bank manager stirring somewhere......it's okay sir, I put them back!!!